May192013

madame-mayor:

[screams in your face] RIVER SONG [starts twerking] RIVER SONG [jumps off the roof] RIVER SONG [slaps you across the face] RIVER SONG [rips shirt off] RIVER SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4PM
parisheroinstars: spuandi: STOP OH MY FUCKING GOD OMFG STOPPPPP I think Alisha and I just DIED

parisheroinstars:

spuandi:

STOP OH MY FUCKING GOD OMFG STOPPPPP

I think Alisha and I just DIED

(Source: siddman)
4PM

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

image

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

(via blublastcomplex)

4PM

freddybenson:

i can’t believe burger king bought tumblr

(via kurtana)

4PM

nsfwhumor:

Pug Life

(Source: vivianredwood, via rogierinthedeep)
4PM
chigguh: his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”

chigguh:

his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”

(Source: justpredator, via rogierinthedeep)
4PM
best-of-funny: X

best-of-funny:

X

(Source: mattsturgis, via rogierinthedeep)
4PM
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via theatomiccupcake)
4PM

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

  • their initial offer is too low
  • possible unnecessary ad space
  • stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

  • “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
  • “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
  • “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(via 3ricareyes)

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(Source: maxolines, via gracehelbug)
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